tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13392636822671171932024-02-07T17:34:55.669-06:00What Looks Like Crazy on an Ordinary DayIncessant Ramblings of a Super Hero/Drama QueenMocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-79981574092752403082012-04-06T11:05:00.000-05:002012-04-06T11:05:00.981-05:00All Hail the Queen: Beyonce’ + Tumblr = Life.
I have BIG news (for those of you who have been residing under a rock)...BEYONCE. HAS. A. TUMBLR. Yesssssssssssss girl….Bey has posted over 3000 photos from her personal archives. Okay…maybe there aren’t 3000 per say, but there might as well be. I feel like there are that many (in my heart). The notoriously private Beyonce’ Giselle Knowles has given us Stans/fans yet another amazing glimpse intoMocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-12349371553434710722011-03-14T11:33:00.000-05:002011-03-14T11:33:46.325-05:00Speak Softly and Carry a Big StickLike most people, I’ve always looked at Scott Disick as nothing more than the King of Douches. But, I’m not gonna lie…ever since Kourtney and Kim decided to take New York…Scott has been growing on me like a fungus. Yes, I admit it…I have been secretly falling for this dude. He’s charming (in an asshat kind of way), an exquisite dresser, and actually pretty witty. I thought it best to keep quiet…Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-31523735909352769062011-01-18T13:23:00.000-06:002011-01-18T13:23:27.500-06:00Skinny Jeans < Skinny GenesI try to make it a habit not to partake in things that do not fit me based on description alone. i.e. skinny jeans. I'm a lot of things…but frankly, skinny isn’t one of them. Now, I had my skinny day in the sun. But an overcast of about 25 lbs has long since clouded that day. I actually lost about 15 lbs a few years ago and simultaneously found the courage to attempt the skinny jean. After Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-51661248407521969992011-01-09T15:06:00.001-06:002011-01-09T15:20:24.245-06:00Somewhere Along The Line…I Feel Like I Heard the Word Bitch
As a Basketball Wives enthusiast, I was overjoyed by the latest installment. 30 minutes of pure fuckery. For those who haven’t succumb to the mind numbing, fooleywang known as Basketball Wives…here’s a summation. Set in Miami, the show chronicles the lives of 5 (sometimes 6) women who have been associated with a NBA player at some point in their lives. Now, don’t let the name fool you. Only one Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-15336189091986025692010-12-04T10:13:00.000-06:002010-12-04T10:13:56.309-06:00Phaedra: A Tragedy in Five Acts
Act I:
I can’t stand Phaedra Parks. I almost want to begin and end this post with that one line…but I won’t. The streets have been calling for me to address the newest edition to the Real Housewives of Atlanta for some time now. I’ve held off because every single time I hear her speak, I’m rendered speechless. I literally have know idea where to start.
Act II:
It’s pretty humorous to me that Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-87716982512908449972010-11-29T16:46:00.000-06:002010-11-29T16:46:27.804-06:00Girl Bye
I don't know how late I am...but apparently Melody Thornton *hears 'WHO!?' from crowd* - (the black chick from Pussycat Dolls)- took to Twitter to accuse Ciara of jacking her alleged swagger. Girl stop. If you had a swagger...Ciara wouldn't bother jacking it. And little girl how dare you...we all know Bey was the 1st to grab her ponytail in a bytch please stance. I Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-55335306045912014502010-11-09T11:27:00.000-06:002010-11-09T11:27:32.000-06:00Do Buffalos Have Wings?
Jessica Simpson comes up short
Oh Jess. We’ve had some really good times. Which is why I put this off as long as possible. But, after the stunt you pulled on Project Runway I can no longer turn a blind eye. Admittedly, I’ve been a little angry with you since the divorce. I never understood why you filed in the first place. But that’s not why we’re here today. I supported you when did your Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-73959941927979123342010-11-05T09:57:00.002-05:002010-11-09T12:16:41.136-06:00Roman Zolanksi: Diary of a Mad Woman
Minaj in obvious mental distress
Loudmouthed, over the top, offensive T&A, with a rainbow coif. Apparently, it isn’t enough for Nicki Minaj to run around acting like a Dragon Ball Z character. She has grown bored with starring in her current role as side show freak of the female rap game. And as it often does, this boredom has spawned the birth of an alter ego. I thought Nicki MinajMocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-53483267094131772862010-10-30T19:37:00.001-05:002010-10-30T19:39:22.330-05:00You Complete Me (and other Apps I can’t live without)First things first. If you don't have an iPhone, don't try to search your inferior cell phone’s app barn for these apps. You crackberry psychos love to pretend like your apps are just as awesome and free as iPhone apps. Give it a rest, we know they aren’t. Per wiki (the serious journalists’ first stop) as of September 1, 2010, there were approx. 250,000 third-party apps available on the App StoreMocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-74049171587509202252010-04-18T17:47:00.000-05:002010-04-18T17:47:40.504-05:00Strike a Pose!I guess some things never change....
Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-34263178912658936432010-04-18T16:58:00.001-05:002010-04-18T16:59:40.125-05:00Nothing Lasts Forever
Most women of a certain age (mainly mine) have long since abandoned the uber trendy, popcorn styling’s of Forever 21. Don’t get me wrong, most of us held on as long as we could. After being sold the promise of being Forever 21, it was only natural to think we could actually dress as if we were. As reality (and old age) set in, most stylish thirty-somethings successfully transitioned to more Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-56267941789871920912010-04-11T15:00:00.000-05:002010-04-11T15:00:45.606-05:00Dixie Carter Dies
Actress Dixie Carter has died at age 70. Although there aren't many details surrounding the cause of death, Carter's husband and Designing Women co-star, Hal Holbrook issued the following statement, "this has been a terrible blow to our family. We would appreciate everyone understanding that this is a private family tragedy."
As a longtime fan of Designing Women (Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-54650011688519997502010-04-11T13:48:00.001-05:002010-04-11T13:55:08.906-05:00April Showers Bring May Fanatics
SATC the movie was literally everything a true fan of the HBO series could hope for. If the devil really lies in the details, he was alive and kicking in this one. It was the little things incorporated from the series that made the movie flow so organically. From Carrie yelling out Big’s real name (John!) to seeing her model the famous tutu, it seemed they thought of everything. Well, Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-54199914851974132372010-03-21T08:50:00.002-05:002010-03-21T08:54:49.541-05:00A Thin Line Between Loathe & Haute
As you all know, I have been on a not so brief hiatus. But a very serious topic had forced me back into the world o’ blogging. What is this critical matter, you say? Ladies and gentleman I’ve been in turmoil. The greatest conflict is inner…man vs. self, if you will. I’ve been so discombobulated, so perplexed. I have gone over this 100 times in my head. And I am still left unsure of myself. Two Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-24905509092694264182010-01-02T13:41:00.003-06:002010-01-02T13:44:25.321-06:00New Year's Resolutions & Other Tall Tales
Although I fell asleep before the countdown & ball drop, waking up to the aftermath of New Year’s Eve was simply splendid. As I formally introduced myself to 2010, I caught up on the final hours of ‘09 via the drunken texts, tweets and status updates that chronicled overindulgence gone awry. Now that most folks have literally partied the year away, chances are the first few hours of 2010 Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-40776149766676228132009-11-30T09:24:00.002-06:002009-11-30T09:27:04.823-06:00Dudes like sales too…Upon further review, I think the men’s sales are actually better than the women's! You guys catch all the breaks. But we get to wear make up and pretty dresses, so I guess that makes us even. Guys, here are some links for you...
JoS. A. Bank - Cyber Monday Event + free shipping
http://www.josbank.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/SubCategory_11001_10050_1001500
Kenneth Cole - Cyber Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-59929309485171539852009-11-30T08:38:00.004-06:002009-11-30T08:51:09.216-06:00Black Friday: Take Two
If you have any money left over after Black Friday, retailers are back to claim what’s left of your paycheck. That’s right, they have found yet another way to suck in the huddled masses…give it up for CYBER MONDAY! Apparently they coined the phrase Cyber Monday (the Monday immediately following black Friday) approx. 4 or 5 years ago. I guess I have had my head up my @$$ because I was totally Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-63203135648820413912009-11-28T08:53:00.000-06:002009-11-28T08:53:48.461-06:00Dating Pool: Feel Like a Swim?
The white ladies at work sometimes stop and stare in amazement. The bold ones will walk over and ask. Why aren’t you married? After a moment I compose myself. But not before they fire off a few more. When are you getting married? How long have you been dating him? Oh, I bet you will get a ring for Christmas. You think so? *deep sigh*. That’s when I have to break it down for the white women. Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-89794819555786762542009-11-21T08:01:00.000-06:002009-11-21T08:02:49.636-06:00Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Come OutsideI'd taken a brief haitus from the blog scene. In all honesty, I've been engrossed in Twitter. But after a conversation I had in the wee hours of the morning, I've been inspired to write again! New post coming as soon as I can get to my laptop! - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhoneMocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-91223289568008553452009-11-08T09:05:00.000-06:002009-11-08T09:05:33.128-06:00Song: Read No Rhythm
Verse 1
Chris Brown and Rihanna have had the displeasure of having a very private situation play out in a very public forum. Most of us have the luxury of going through our embarrassing, regretful, shame-inducing situations behind closed doors. If we were honest with ourselves, we would admit there’s at least one thing about us, that happened to us, or that we’ve done…that we’d never want Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-80182629983309634022009-11-05T06:24:00.000-06:002009-11-05T06:24:23.214-06:00Ether LiteJay says "the truth needs no explanation", so I won't go in on how your lil synopsis of me as a bible-toting, warrior for all things sanctified who has no interest in fashion is off base. But I will politely go in on you. Hey, here's a noble concept: one can actually know what WWJD and WWD stands for. Let me come at you another way: Hoe sit down.
I "lost you" whenMocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-70493602705885953232009-11-04T20:50:00.001-06:002009-11-04T20:57:52.696-06:00Say What?
*sigh*
Let's just jump right into it. Now, I’m sure it has come to Chris Brown's attention by now that he is the '09 Bobby Brown. The new n*gga ya love to hate. This illustrious title comes with the daunting task of having your every move criticized by Joe public. So, it would behoove Chris to be on his Ps and Qs at all times. Yet, somehow he has managed to completely ignore his current Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-61450603655751716532009-10-26T23:05:00.000-05:002009-10-26T23:05:40.635-05:00Stuff Black People Like
Church - I don’t care how late they stay out the night before, there is a breed of black folks who will ALWAYS find their way to the house of the Lord on Sunday morning. They will show up to church wrinkled, reeking of booze, with not a dollar for offering in sight. But they’ll be there. I have seen grown men sleep through the ENTIRE church service. *SMH* We do not care. As long as we make it. Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-68737137162863283712009-10-25T18:51:00.000-05:002009-10-25T18:52:01.253-05:00Finally It Happened to Me!Yesterday, I was perusing the eye care aisle in Walgreen's when I happened upon what is arguably the greatest invention of 2009. THE SNUGGIE! Oh, not just any Snuggie ...the limited edition Breast Cancer Research Foundation PINK Snuggie. God is good! Lol. The Snuggie is a lazy person's best friend and so far me and my Snuggie are getting along fabulously. Not to mention the fact that the good Mocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339263682267117193.post-17392024326163469422009-10-25T10:40:00.001-05:002009-10-25T10:51:59.909-05:00Knocking Pictures Off the Wall
Last night I attended a little birthday soiree at an art gallery in Montrose. It was a Mardi Gras inspired masquerade party. I never put my mask on, but I did carry it around for about an hour - which has to count for something. Nice concept, nicely executed. This is important because as we know some of the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray! Wine…sushi…all black everything…it was aMocityprettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00430078114515192951noreply@blogger.com8